phantomdoodler:

wake me up inside

me: shows friends something that i think is funny
me: *laughs hysterically*
friends:

nakedly:

i literally break down if someone genuinely asks me if i’m okay what the fuck is wrong with me 

gobletdays:

Jisuuus i can’t stop with this OTP…

gobletdays:

Jisuuus i can’t stop with this OTP…

miss-mixi:

thesassylorax:

fuckoffdarren:

itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

It is always a magical day when my state pops up on my dashboard.

This is what you get as a welcome to my state

foxnewsofficial:

what if death is just level 2

ahogenoises:

this scene is so touching :’^)

toogeekytofunction:

Guess who found his gay sword and made a cotton candy mustache to celebrate uwu

toogeekytofunction:

Guess who found his gay sword and made a cotton candy mustache to celebrate uwu

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

aphsexual:

welcome to my blog i hope you like lesbians